Sure, your neighborhood has average run-of-the-mill lawn gnomes, but don’t you want to have the best gnomes on the block? Keep your vegetables, flowers and mycology projects safe from squirrels and tiny pixies with your very own evil ninja garden gnomes. Thanks to the magic of solar power, their eyes light up when it gets dark out to maximize nighttime garden security. They’re ninjas, so don’t be surprised if they move unexpectedly or end up someplace where you didn’t put them. No plastic flamingo is safe from your ninja gnomes.
The Evil Ninja Garden Gnomes are available for $17.99 from ThinkGeek. What are you growing in that garden of yours that needs protecting? Tell us in the comments below!