You’re no ordinary creature, and you certainly don’t open your mail in an ordinary way! These Game of Thrones sword letter openers are exactly what you use, because you enjoy Game of Thrones, and pretending to be a part of the cast while opening mail. There’s two to choose from, Ice or Longclaw, or you can just get them both. They’re Diecast metal with a stainless steel blade, and they don’t need to be sharpened.
The Game of Thrones Letter Openers are available for $24.99 from ThinkGeek. Check them out!