“It lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous green immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness. … The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order.”
~ H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories
Lovecraft fans, let’s take a minute to squeal or stare in delight – it’s a Cthulhu Gargoyle Vinyl Bank! Just make sure you do not ram it with a boat, because it will take it to heart and disappear into thin air, fair warning.
Made to help you save money, it seems the Elder Gods might not be so bad after all. Standing at a whopping 8 inches tall, this vinyl bank is so detailed, it can easily be displayed anywhere you think is worthy of Cthulhu, including your awesome desk set-up. If you’re unsure, remember that this version features no supernatural powers, and will not try to follow you, and do something terrible.
The Cthulhu Gargoyle Vinyl Bank is available for $22.99 from our buddies at Entertainment Earth. Check out the item, and let us know what you think in the comments section below!