Everyone loves Shark Week. And when it’s not Shark Week, everyone loves a good pirate. And when we think of pirates, we think of the open sea, filled with sharks. Everything always goes back to sharks. Why not embrace it and celebrate the fact that you still have your hand?
This ThinkGeek bowl is just the thing, but you have to promise to hum the Jaws theme when you use it. It’s ceramic, holds 20 oz., measures 6″ x 4″ x 6″, and because we know you’re lazy, it’s dishwasher and microwave safe too. What’s not to love? We promise it won’t bite. Like we said, just hum the song, and it’ll be fine.
The Shark Attack Bowl is available for $12.99 from ThinkGeek.