Who’s excited for the Deadpool movie? Raise your hand! Then use the comment box at the bottom of this page to tell us if you’re raising your hand! Personally, we love Deadpool. We love the billboards, we read the comics, we beat that really short video game, and we toiletpapered most of the neighborhood. All while wearing this sweet hoodie! (Protip: TP’ing works better with a leafblower.)
If there’s one message we took from Deadpool it’s that too much is never ever enough. That, and tacos are tastier than a bunch of lead to the face. Bottom line: if you feel like you have a sufficient amount of Deadpool merchandise, you are wrong. It’s better to err on the side of overkill. It’s what he would want. And more chimichangas, too.
If we’re operating under the premise that bigger is better — and we definitely are — this is maybe the best Deadpool merch out there. You settlers-for-standard-5-(ish)-inch-POP-Funko-brand-vinyl-figurines can keep your substandard not-as-tall Deadpools. No, seriously, keep them — but also consider this one! The bigger one. The better one. Ten inches of glorious Deadpool. That’s what she said.
The pretty, glossy box he’s shipped in is designed to keep him pristine and shiney. Well, as shiney as he is to begin with. Neither this box, nor the Deadpool merchandise inside it is fireproof, bulletproof, waterproof, sharkproof, and it will definitely melt if you put it in the oven.
Also it will ship in February. Which is soon. Three cheers for soon!
The 10″ Deadpool Vinyl figure is available for $79.99 from Entertainment Earth.
Do you have a favorite Deadpool gag? Describe it vividly in the comments.